Horny by Mousse T vs Hot 'n' Juicy

This was one of those hated songs that used to play at my university discos, and which caused drunken girls to start singing along in what they thought was a sexy way, and likewise compelled boys to start gyrating on the dance floor. I hate to sound like a middle-aged prude, but this song was just really crass - and crap - and who cared whether the singer (Hot? Or Juicy?) was feeling horny? And all night long?! Someone throw a bucket of cold water over her. It's a dance track, so it does without saying that the lyrics are stupid and illogical. The idea of sending a letter through the post to tell someone that you feel 'up for it' is hilarious - by the time it reached them, the feeling would most likely have worn off, and you'd probably be busy doing something else. And sending a message 'through the Internet' - do you mean by email? Why didn't you say so? Posting a message on the Internet is probably not a good idea either - you never know what kind of weirdo might reply (worst case scenario, he might look like Mousse T in this pic.) And finally, is the singer actually saying that she sent a rocket to the moon, or is that some sort of double-entendre? If she means literally, that's a bloody expensive thing to do, and what is meant to achieve? Does it relieve sexual frustration? Must try that sometime...

Crap lyrics: "I search from time to time/But I can't find my bedroom/Now I got so desperate that/I sent a rocket to the moon"

Verdict: If you feel that desperate, find yourself a good book and sit quietly for an hour. Should do the trick.