Your Love is King by Sade

People who liked Sade in the '80s have a lot to answer for, but people who still enjoy her unique brand of yuppie wine-bar soul need to drag themselves into the 21st century. There is no place for music like this than a world that now should know better. Sade is the sort of artist who is probably still big in France and Germany - and they don't know any better, when it comes to pop music. 'Your Love is King' is just plain boring and drones on in a repetitive, almost-hypnotic manner. It's a love song completely without passion, emotion or feeling - it's just words, sung by someone who sounds as though she'd rather be hanging out in the Soho wine bar drinking Manhattans. At least there you can shout over the music.

Crap lyrics: "Your kisses ring/Round and round and round my head/Touching the very part of me/Making my soul sing." (The song is about 5 lines repeated randomly in a different order.)

Verdict: I would actually rather listen to 80s one-hit wonders, King, than endure this again.