Red Alert by Basement Jaxx

....otherwise known as The Frantic Song, by me and my friend at university. 'Red Alert' is possibly the most harrassing song the charts has ever known; it sounds as though it's several songs fused together, with about eighteen different things going on in the background. Ironically, the lyrics tell us not to panic, but whenever it comes on the radio I can feel my blood pressure rise and an increasing shortness of breath. As well as being a bit hysterical and frenetic, it's also just really irritating, with annoyingly repetitive lyrics and sirens going off in the background at random intervals. And I always thought that the first line was "My life, my life is a catastrophe" but...er...it's not.

Crap lyrics: "Yippie-yay-yay-yay-yo/Yippie-yay-yay-yay-yo/Yippie-yay-yay-yay-yo/

Yippie-yay-yay-yay-yo

Verdict: Hang the DJ.